You Know you are a Quilter If........

You Know you are a Quilter If........

This was posted in my guild's newsletter this month and thought it was too appropriate not to share.

There's more fabric in the house than food.
"Fat Quarters" are not the heaviest part of your body.
Your ironing board is always set up but you never iron clothes.
You think of your job as an interruption of your quilting time.
You pet fabric.
People are always picking threads off you.
You can measure a scant ¼" by eye.
"Featherweight" doesn't mean boxer.
Your "UFO's" are not from outer space.
You clean up your sewing room & they think you are leaving.